“Or you’ll end up as fertiliser…”
“Milk the massive cow…”
“Like me they were fun with a natty hairdo…”
“Colchester, London, St Albans. Everyone talk about dead Romans…”
“It’s hand, eye-thingy, owl…”
“I mean how unfair…”
“But never told of my love for Julius Caesar…”
“I was the sad one…”
“That’s not glamorous - that’s lame!”